Album: Ballbreaker
Year: 1995

A Rollin’ rock; Electric shocks
She gets a lickin’ that don’t stop
She line ’em up, Push you ’round
Smokin’ rings goin’ round and round
Her hot potatoes
Will elevate ya
Her bad behavior
Will leave you standing Proud:

(CHORUS):

Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Well, it’s harder than a rock)
Hard as a rock [Well, it’s harder than a rock]

The lightnin’ rod; Strike it hot
It’s gonna hit you like a Rushmore rock
No nicotine, and no pipe dreams
So low and dirty, its downright mean
Hell, elevator
Yeah, I’ll see ya later
No I ain’t gonna take it
[Listen, I’m busting out]

(Chorus)

Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
(Well, it’s harder than a rock)
Hard as a rock
(Yes, it’s harder than a rock), yeah
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yeah,*I’ll get u harder

(Guitar solo)

Harder than a rock
Well, I’m harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Babe, I’m harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Well, It’s harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yeah, it’s harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yeah, I’m harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yes, I’m harder, harder, harder
Harder than a rock